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DALEK REVIEW: THE DOCTOR, THE WIDOW AND THE WARDROBE.

unemployeddalek:

DALEK REVIEW IN BRIEF: IT WAS AWFUL.

THE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL: THE CARETAKER, THE WOMAN FROM OUTNUMBERED, AND THE LARGE BLUE PARCEL WAS THE TITLE OF THIS YEAR’S CHRISTMAS SPECIAL AND THE EPISODE WAS AS BAD AS THE TITLE SUGGESTS.

Firstly, THE EPISODE BEGINS WITH THE MOST INCOMPETENT INVASION OF EARTH SINCE THE DALEKS WERE STOPPED BY A GENERIC JAM SANDWICH BISCUIT. (IN OUR DEFENCE WE HAVE A GLUTEN INTOLERANCE.)

Secondly, THERE WAS NO CREDIBLE THREAT IN THE EPISODE. THE MAIN VILLAIN WAS A BLOCK OF WOOD AND RAIN. HOW THE EPISODE WOULD HAVE BEEN IMPROVED WITH A CLASSIC VILLAIN STALKING THE SMALL BOY THROUGH THE WOODS? ANY VILLAIN WOULD DO, BUT OFF THE TOP OF MY DOME, I’D SAY THAT A DALEK WOULD HAVE FIT THE BILL PERFECTLY.

Thirdly, THE MAIN CHARACTERS HID OUT IN A TOWER. THE PERFECT HIDE-OUT WHEN BEING STALKED BY A DALEK. IMAGINE THE LOOK ON THE DALEK’S EYESTALK WHEN ENCOUNTERING ALL THOSE STAIRS! (IT’S EASY TO IMAGINE, IT’S THE SAME AS ALL OF OUR LOOKS). AND THEN THE LOOK OF HORROR ON THE FACES OF THE MAIN CHARACTERS WHEN THEY REALISE THAT DALEKS HAVE BEEN HOVERING UP STAIRS SINCE THE 80s.

Finally, MY SUGGESTION TO MR MOFFAT IS THAT THE NEW SERIES WILL BE IMPROVED WITH THE ADDITION OF DALEKS.

Actually, EVERYTHING IS IMPROVED WITH THE ADDITION OF DALEKS.

doctorwho:

The first image from this year’s Doctor Who Christmas Special. (high res)
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doctorwho:

The first image from this year’s Doctor Who Christmas Special. (high res)

We’ll be posting more in the coming weeks. So follow DW Tumblr or visit the Doctor Who page on BBC America, like, every other hour.